Comedian Zachariah Porter brings his Strip Mall Tease Tour to Chevalier Theatre in his first Medford appearance. The yearning for a drive-thru iced coffee and an afternoon at the strip mall feeds Porter’s soul, and he’s ready to yap all about it. Prepare to gasp, laugh, and even cry from his beloved characters, gorgeous wigs, delicious storytelling, and hysterical perspective. Tickets are $29 to $39 through the Chevalier Theatre website/Ticketmaster. To avoid online ordering fees, purchase tickets at the Chevalier Theatre Box Office, which is open on Fridays and Saturdays from noon to 6 p.m., as well as two hours before every Chevalier Theatre show.